Escaped mental patient becomes a Starbucks manager

I felt like sharing this experience that my coworker and friend, Steph, had with our assistant manager, Kevan. Kevan is in all likeliness slightly insane, but in a good way. Well, sometimes its good. anwyays, here it is:

She's on till and he comes over and points to a man just outside the window and says, "that man stepped in dog poo, and now he's trying to get it off his shoe, I love watching people do things like step in dog poo."

Thats our assistant manager for you. The most random person ever. He also likes to talk about his three cats, whom he refers to by name. This often confuses customers because he talks about them as if they are people he lives with. Usually staff have to explain and appoligize after he talks to customers. Kevan is often so random that people are confused as to whether his conversations are a form of punishment, because he talks at you, not to you, and drones on and on about the least interesting subjects on the planet. Coincidently, this subject is usually his cats. It entertains, fustrates and confuses me all at the same time.