Old people are idiots. Many of you know this, and feel fustrated with them like I do. However, when you live in a town with a mean population of 60, it becomes a subject of intense hatred.
Today, I went to a medical lab to get my blood taken and be tested. Not fun in the first place, expecially at 7am. Not one, but TWO old hunched-over-walker-using elderly buffoons decided that the sign clearly saying (in a rediculously huge font) to take a number upon entry was to be ignored. They walked straight up to the desk and started talking to a lab specialist. This lengthened my wait. The man in the corner who thought that his number was the next number 5 TIMES also increased my wait. Apparently 68 looks a lot like 63,64,65,66 and 67. Finally it comes to me, 71. I get my blood taken and walk out fine, but as I leave an old lady opens the door infront of me. I step aside to let her pass first, but she does not move. I can't move forward, because she is in my way. So, I move back leaving her plenty of room. She just stares me in the eye. Finally, two minutes later, I ask her if she is going to move, and she just stares. So, I end up taking the door from her, opening it further and kinda brushing past her, trying to be un-rude as possible. Conviced I am safe from more Geriatric attacks, I head home, which is only two blocks. Only five steps later, while crossing at a crosswalk, some senile I-can't-see-the-end-of-my-fucking-buick elderly henchman decides that 4-way-stop means go-no-stop. He almost hits the driver that is properly going through as per his right of way, and then slams on his breaks, in order to avoid hitting the 6 foot midget(sarcasm) he mustn't be able to see from 2 feet away (me). Then, the icing on the cake, he procedes to finger the other driver (who had right of way) and glare at me. Clearly it is my fault to assume that drivers know how to drive, and that I have the right to cross at a cross-walk. I fled home and did not feel secure from more retiree assaults until I locked all the doors.
I hate old people for a reason. They contribute nothing to society, they are dangerous to those who are healthy and young, and they are an annoyance. I propose to make senile aging illegal. We should just make an island somewhere for all the elderly and let them kill themselves off. I don't feel safe as long as there is a senile criminal-in-waiting anywhere within 1 km of me. The healthy, verile and young are not safe !
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Just Die Already !
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You forgot the part where you yelled at the old lady to "learn how to park!" and then she went home and cried.
oh, yes. I will have to update my blog about that incident as well. We should form some sort of group. Youth Against Death by Elderly. YADE !
My problem- I don;t go to work until 9:30, at which time ALL the people on the street are ELDERLY and driving 20 as if they have nowhere to go except to the doctor's office or to the wal-mart snack bar for cheap coffee and free newspapers while they wait for their prescriptions to be filled. It's a dangerous plight. When my trip to work normally takes 8 minutes, I need to add 10 for elderly drivers. And wouldn't you know, that if they are driving 30 in front of me, they are ALWAYS going to the hospital, which I work at, and I have to wait for them to cruise around the parking lot. Then when I am trying to walk to the door they are properly parked in front of it. It's neverending.
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